Andy Hopper once told me he stabbed a cat with the sharpened end of a no. 2 pencil. Don't believe him though. Then he told me about how he was the third act of a circus full of midgets. Maybe, but I doubt it. Then one day he told me he was in a band called Emm't Swank - and believe you me, that's very, very real. Wow. I wonder about the cat...